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198183 minHorror

Don't Go Near the Park

Is Don't Go Near the Park a Hit or Flop?

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Is Don't Go Near the Park worth watching? With a rating of 3.983/10, this Horror film is a mixed-bag for fans of the genre. Read on for our detailed analysis and user reviews.

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Don't Go Near the Park Synopsis

In the prehistory of man, 12,000 years ago, two members of a superhuman tribe abuse the treasured secret of eternal youth. They use the methods of ritual cannibalism on the children of their own tribe and when discovered by the 'Queen' of the tribe, they are cursed to an eternity of old age with no chance to ever die. Now, in present day Los Angeles, their only hope to recapture eternal youth is the ritualistic sacrifice of a 16-year-old female virgin. Their existence is discovered by an investigative reporter and a young runaway child and this leads to an unexplained and terrifying confrontation

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Top Cast

Aldo Ray
Aldo RayTaft
Meeno Peluce
Meeno PeluceNick
Tammy Taylor
Tammy TaylorBondi
Barbara Bain
Barbara BainPatty / Tra / Griffith's Wife / Petranella
Robert Gribbin
Robert GribbinMark / Gar
Linnea Quigley
Linnea QuigleyBondi's Mother
Chris Riley
Chris RileyCowboy
Lara Morann
Lara MorannBondi at 8 Years
Earl Statler
Earl StatlerGriffith
Cambra Foldes
Cambra FoldesPatty's Victim

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Don't Go Near the Park is a Horror movie that In the prehistory of man, 12,000 years ago, two members of a superhuman tribe abuse the treasured secret of eternal youth. They use the methods of rit...

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